The label is earthy, but this toad didn’t hop out of some rotted log. He lives in a zip code way out of your tax bracket. He’s got a crib in Back Bay Boston and a summer compound on Cape Cod. This label makes me want to buy a vintage Wagoneer, fill it with Toad Hollow, and drop out of society, circling the Rosa rugosa coastline of Nantucket until global warming washes the island’s sand into the Atlantic.
That said, this label lacks place. It’s mixing motifs. Its characteristics are not unique to the origins of its grapes. Nor Cal Pinot noir meets New England blue blood? Maybe in the next ice age. The graphic artist is manipulating too much aesthetic here, which is why I have to underscore it. The label needs something more indigenous to Nor Cal. Maybe a surfing mountain lion with some Hewlett Packard font. Better yet, a handle bar-mustached hipster wearing a vintage waistcoat. Or maybe just slap an Apple logo on the bottle. 88 points.
– EV
Trader Joe’s / $12.99